Shashwat
Just a public figure
Wednesday 4 September 2013
India Facts
1. There is a big problem of elephant alcoholism in India and that substance abuse is not unique to humans.
2. Man from India started planting trees when he was 16 years old. He is now 47 and lives in his own forest of 1,360 acres housing rhinos, tigers and elephants.
3. In English, turkey (bird) is called turkey because the Brits thought it came from Turkey, but in Turkey (country), turkey is called hindi -- because they thought turkeys came from India.
4. Nehru rejected permanent membership for India on the UN Security Council to keep India out of Cold War politics
5. Queen Elizabeth still keeps a diamond stolen from India (Kohinoor) in her crown and it's one of the largest diamonds in the world.
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
“WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.
“MAN: “How much?
“WOMAN: “$65,000.
“MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
“WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.
“WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!
“MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks:
“Anyone know whose phone this is?
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
“WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked.
“MAN: “How much?
“WOMAN: “$65,000.
“MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
“WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.
“WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!
“MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks:
“Anyone know whose phone this is?
Ek 8 Saal Ke Bachhe Ki Maa
Mar Jati HaiN.
Ek Din Uske Papa Ne Poocha
Ki Beta Tujhe Apni Nayi Maa
Aur Mari Hui Maa MeiN Kya
Fark Laga,,,,,,,,???
ToH WoH Ladka Bola :
"Meri Nayi Maa Sachhi HaiN
Aur Mari Hui Maa Jhooti
Thi,,,,,,,!!!! "
YeH Sunke Us Aadmi Ko
Jhatka Sa Laga Aur Bola :
" KyuN Beta……Aisa KyuN
Lagta HaiN,,,,,,,,,???? Jisne
Tujhe Janam Diya WoH
Jhooti Aur KaL Aayi Hui
Maa Sachhi Kyu Lagti
HaiN,,,,,???? "
Ladka Bola, :
" Jab MaiN Masti Karta Tha,
Tab Maa Kehti Thi : "Agar Tu
Isi Tarah Masti Karega ToH,
Tujhe Khana NahiN Doongi "
MaiN Fir Bhi Bahut Masti
Karta Rehta Aur Mujhe
Poore Gaon Se Dhund Kar
Laati. Apne Paas Bethakar
Apne HaathoN Se, Khana
Khilati Thi,,,,,,,,!!! "
Aur Yeh Nayi Maa Kehti
Hain Ki : "Agar Tu Isi Tarah
Masti Karega Toh, Tujhe
Khana Nahin Doongi,,,,,,!!! "
AUR
SACH Mein Usne Aaj Mujhe
Teen Din Se Khana Nahin
Diya,,,,,,,!!!! "
Must Share,,,,,,,
MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,
Jab Beta Pet MeiN Laat
Maarta Tha,,,,,,
.
MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,
Jab Beta Gir Jaata Tha.
.
MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,
Jab Beta Bukhaar Ya
Sardi MeiN Tadapta Tha.
.
MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,
Jab Beta Khaana NahiN
Khaata Tha,,,,,,
.
Aur,
.
" MAA Aaj Bhi Roti HaiN,
Jab Beta KHAANA NahiN
Deta,,,,,,,!!! "
DostoN,,,,,
Isko Itna forward karo ki
koi MAA kabhi bhuki Na
Soye. Aur Uske Aankh Se
Ek QATRA Paani Na Aaye,,,,,
If You Love Your Mom
Then Forward This.
I LOVE MY MOM.
WoH bhi kya din the
" MUMMY " Ki Godh Aur
" PAPA " Ke Kandhe,,,,,,,,
Na Paise Ki Soch
Na Life Ke Funde,,,,,,
Na KaL Ki Chinta
Na Future Ke Sapne,,,,,,
Ab KaL Ki HaiN Fikar Aur
Adhure HaiN Sapne,,,,,,
MudH Kar Dekha Toh Bahut
Door HaiN Apne,,,,,,,
Manzilo ko dhundte kaha
kho Gaye Hum,
Aakhir, Itne bade kyun Ho
Gaye Hum,,,,,,,,,!!
Din Bhar Kaam Ke Baad
PAPA Poochte HaiN Ki,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,Kitna Kamaya,,,,????
Wife Poochegi,,,,,,
,,,,,,,Kitna Bachaya,,,,,,????
Beta Poochega,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,Kya Laaya,,,,,,???? LekiN
Maa Hi Poochegi :
" Beta Kuch Khaya,,,,????? "
Mar Jati HaiN.
Ek Din Uske Papa Ne Poocha
Ki Beta Tujhe Apni Nayi Maa
Aur Mari Hui Maa MeiN Kya
Fark Laga,,,,,,,,???
ToH WoH Ladka Bola :
"Meri Nayi Maa Sachhi HaiN
Aur Mari Hui Maa Jhooti
Thi,,,,,,,!!!! "
YeH Sunke Us Aadmi Ko
Jhatka Sa Laga Aur Bola :
" KyuN Beta……Aisa KyuN
Lagta HaiN,,,,,,,,,???? Jisne
Tujhe Janam Diya WoH
Jhooti Aur KaL Aayi Hui
Maa Sachhi Kyu Lagti
HaiN,,,,,???? "
Ladka Bola, :
" Jab MaiN Masti Karta Tha,
Tab Maa Kehti Thi : "Agar Tu
Isi Tarah Masti Karega ToH,
Tujhe Khana NahiN Doongi "
MaiN Fir Bhi Bahut Masti
Karta Rehta Aur Mujhe
Poore Gaon Se Dhund Kar
Laati. Apne Paas Bethakar
Apne HaathoN Se, Khana
Khilati Thi,,,,,,,,!!! "
Aur Yeh Nayi Maa Kehti
Hain Ki : "Agar Tu Isi Tarah
Masti Karega Toh, Tujhe
Khana Nahin Doongi,,,,,,!!! "
AUR
SACH Mein Usne Aaj Mujhe
Teen Din Se Khana Nahin
Diya,,,,,,,!!!! "
Must Share,,,,,,,
MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,
Jab Beta Pet MeiN Laat
Maarta Tha,,,,,,
.
MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,
Jab Beta Gir Jaata Tha.
.
MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,
Jab Beta Bukhaar Ya
Sardi MeiN Tadapta Tha.
.
MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,
Jab Beta Khaana NahiN
Khaata Tha,,,,,,
.
Aur,
.
" MAA Aaj Bhi Roti HaiN,
Jab Beta KHAANA NahiN
Deta,,,,,,,!!! "
DostoN,,,,,
Isko Itna forward karo ki
koi MAA kabhi bhuki Na
Soye. Aur Uske Aankh Se
Ek QATRA Paani Na Aaye,,,,,
If You Love Your Mom
Then Forward This.
I LOVE MY MOM.
WoH bhi kya din the
" MUMMY " Ki Godh Aur
" PAPA " Ke Kandhe,,,,,,,,
Na Paise Ki Soch
Na Life Ke Funde,,,,,,
Na KaL Ki Chinta
Na Future Ke Sapne,,,,,,
Ab KaL Ki HaiN Fikar Aur
Adhure HaiN Sapne,,,,,,
MudH Kar Dekha Toh Bahut
Door HaiN Apne,,,,,,,
Manzilo ko dhundte kaha
kho Gaye Hum,
Aakhir, Itne bade kyun Ho
Gaye Hum,,,,,,,,,!!
Din Bhar Kaam Ke Baad
PAPA Poochte HaiN Ki,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,Kitna Kamaya,,,,????
Wife Poochegi,,,,,,
,,,,,,,Kitna Bachaya,,,,,,????
Beta Poochega,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,Kya Laaya,,,,,,???? LekiN
Maa Hi Poochegi :
" Beta Kuch Khaya,,,,????? "
I slept on benches and everyday borrowed 20Rs/- from friend to travel film city" - Shah Rukh Khan
"I didn't even complete my university education" - Bill Gates
"I was raped at the age of 9 "- Oprah Winfrey
"I was sexually, mentally, emotionally and verbally abused by my father as far back as I can remember until I left home at the age of eighteen" - Joyce Meyer
"I struggled academically throughout elementary school" - Dr Ben Carson
"I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training" - Lionel Messi
"I used to sleep on the floor in friends'
rooms,returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple" -Steve Jobs
"My teachers used to call me a failure" - Tony Blair
"I was in prison for 27 years"- Retired President Nelson Mandela
"Friends, there are many such people who struggled.. Life is not about what you couldn't do so far, it's about what you can still do" *NEVER GIVE UP*
"I didn't even complete my university education" - Bill Gates
"I was raped at the age of 9 "- Oprah Winfrey
"I was sexually, mentally, emotionally and verbally abused by my father as far back as I can remember until I left home at the age of eighteen" - Joyce Meyer
"I struggled academically throughout elementary school" - Dr Ben Carson
"I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training" - Lionel Messi
"I used to sleep on the floor in friends'
rooms,returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple" -Steve Jobs
"My teachers used to call me a failure" - Tony Blair
"I was in prison for 27 years"- Retired President Nelson Mandela
"Friends, there are many such people who struggled.. Life is not about what you couldn't do so far, it's about what you can still do" *NEVER GIVE UP*
Tuesday 3 September 2013
Beautiful Story
A very poor
man lived with his wife.
One day, his wife, who had
very long hair asked him to
buy her a comb for her hair
to grow well and to be well-
groomed.
The man felt very sorry and
said no. He explained that he
did not even have enough
money to fix the strap of his
watch he had just broken.
She did not insist on her
request.
The man went to work and
passed by a watch shop, sold
his damaged watch at a low
price and went to buy a
comb for his wife.
He came home in the
evening with the comb in his
hand ready to give to his
wife.
He was surprised when he
saw his wife with a very
short hair cut.
She had sold her hair and
was holding a new watch
band.
Tears flowed simultaneously
from their eyes, not for the
futility of their actions, but
for the reciprocity of their
love.
MORAL: To love is nothing,
to be loved is something but
to love and to be loved by
the one you love,that is
EVERYTHING. Never take love
for granted.
STORY -- THE SCORPION
"An old man saw a scorpion drowning and decided to pull it out from the water. He calmly extended his hand to reach the creature. When he did, the scorpion stung him. With the effect of the pain, the old man let go the creature and it fell back into the water. The man realizing that the scorpion was drowning again, got back and tried to rescue it but then again it stung him. He let go of it again.A young boy standing by, approached the old man and said, "Excuse me Sir, you are going to hurt yourself trying to save the evil-vicious creature, why do you insist? Don't you realize that each time you try to help the scorpion, it stings you?"The man replied, "The nature of the scorpion is to sting and mine is to help. My nature will not change in helping the scorpion."So the man thought for a while and used a leaf from a nearby tree and pulled the scorpion out from the water and saved it's life.
MORAL LESSON:
Do not change your nature. If someone hurts you, just take precautions. Some pursue happiness while others create it. Let your conscience be your guide in whatever you do."
Thursday 14 March 2013
C++ Get The Largest Number
#include<stdio.h>
#include<conio.h>
void main()
{
int a,b,c;
clrscr();
printf("Enter the value of a:");
scanf("%d",&a);
printf("\nEnter the value of b:");
scanf("%d",&b);
printf("\nEnter the value of c:");
scanf("%d",&c);
if(a>b)
{if(a>c)
printf("a is largest");
else
printf("c is largest");}
else
if(b>c)
printf("b is largest");
else
printf("c is largest");
getch();
}
C++ Factorial programme
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
int number, factorial;
cout<<"Enter an integer between one and ten: ";
cin >>number;
//data verification
if(number < 0 && number>=10)
{
cout<<"Enter a vaild integer!!";
}
else
{
//for loop for factorial
for( int counter = 1; counter > 11; counter++)
{
factorial = number * (number - counter);
cout << number << "!= " << factorial <<endl;
}
}
system("pause");
return 0;
}
C++ Factorial programme
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
int number, factorial;
cout<<"Enter an integer between one and ten: ";
cin >>number;
//data verification
if(number < 0 && number>=10)
{
cout<<"Enter a vaild integer!!";
}
else
{
//for loop for factorial
for( int counter = 1; counter > 11; counter++)
{
factorial = number * (number - counter);
cout << number << "!= " << factorial <<endl;
}
}
system("pause");
return 0;
}
C++ FACTORIAL Programmes
#include<iostream.h>
#include<conio.h>
void main()
{
int n,fact;
int rec(int); clrscr();
cout<<"Enter the number:->";
cin>>n;
fact=rec(n);
cout<<endl<<"Factorial Result are:: "<<fact<<endl;
getch();
}
rec(int x)
{
int f;
if(x==1)
return(x);
else
{
f=x*rec(x-1);
return(f);
}
}
C++ calculator program
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {
double num1; //This is the variable for the first number the user will enter
char op; //This is the variable which will determine the operator user wants
double num2; //This is the variable for the second number the user will enter
int pick; //This is for the user's choice to quit or restart
double answer; //This is the variable for the answer
cout << "Welcome to the calculator program" << endl;
cout << "Please enter your first number:" << endl;
cin >> num1;
cout << "Please enter the operator you wish to use, choices: +,-,/,*:" << endl;
cin >> op;
cout << "Please enter your second number:" << endl;
cin >> num2;
//Now we have all the variables lets formulate an answer
if(op == '+'){ //So if the user picks '+' we will perform addition
answer = num1 + num2;
cout << num1 << " + " << num2 << " = " << answer << endl; //Here answer is given in the following form
}
if(op == '-'){ //So if the user picks '-' we must subtract
answer = num1 - num2;
cout << num1 << " - " << num2 << " = " << answer << endl; //Here the answer is given for subtraction
}
if(op == '*'){ //So if the user picks '*' we must multiply
answer = num1 * num2;
cout << num1 << " * " << num2 << " = " << answer << endl; //Answer for multiplication
}
if(op == '/'){ //So if the user picks '/' we must divide
answer = num1 / num2;
cout << num1 << " / " << num2 << " = " << answer << endl; //Answer for division
}
// Now our program is finished, we will ask the user to quit or do another calculation
cout << "Press '1' to restart the program, or '0' to quit:";
cin >> pick;
if(pick == 1)
{
main(); //We call the main method, and the program restarts
}
if(pick == 0)
{
return 0; //End
}
return 0;
}
C++ calculator program
#include <iostream> //basic input output operators
#include <math.h> // additional features for when pausing works
//Shortcuts to avoid having to type std::cout/cin everytime
using std::cout;
using std::cin;
using namespace std;
//Beginning of actual calculator
int main ()
{
char Done;
char Subtraction;
char Addition;
char Multiplication;
char Division;
char answer;
labelA:
cout << "What basic mathematical operator shall I perform ?";
cout << "Please answer with: Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction or Done.";
cin >> answer;
cin.get();
if (answer == Division); //Division section of the calculator
{
//Declaring the variables for use in the division function
//They can be used again(in a different sub function)
// because they are declared in a sub function
long double value1;
long double value2;
//asking for and storing the values to be divided
cout << "Input value to be divided: ";
cin >> value1;
cin.get();
cout << "Input the dividend: ";
cin >> value2;
cin.get();
//dividing the values and outputting the answer
value1 /= value2;
cout << value1;
cin.get();
goto labelA;
}
if (answer == Multiplication); //Multiplication section of the calculator
{
//Declaring the variables for use in the multiplication function
//They can be used again(in a different sub function)
// because they are declared in a sub function
long double value1;
long double value2;
//asking for and storing the values to be multiplied
cout << "Input value to be first number: ";
cin >> value1;
cin.get();
cout << "Input the second number: ";
cin >> value2;
cin.get();
//multiplying the values and outputting the answer
value1 *= value2;
cout << value1;
cin.get();
goto labelA;
}
if (answer == Addition); //Addition section of the calculator
{
//Declaring the variables for use in the addition function
//They can be used again(in a different sub function)
// because they are declared in a sub function
long double value1;
long double value2;
//asking for and storing the values to be added
cout << "Input the first value : ";
cin >> value1;
cin.get();
cout << "Input the second value: ";
cin >> value2;
cin.get();
//subtracting the values and outputting the answer
value1 += value2;
cout << value1;
cin.get();
goto labelA;
}
if (answer == Subtraction); //Subtraction section of the calculator
{
//Declaring the variables for use in the subtraction function
//They can be used again(in a different sub function)
// because they are declared in a sub function
long double value1;
long double value2;
//asking for and storing the values to be subtracted
cout << "Input value to be subtracted from: ";
cin >> value1;
cin.get();
cout << "Input the number to subtract from the first: ";
cin >> value2;
cin.get();
//subtracted the values and outputting the answer
value1 -= value2;
cout << value1;
cin.get();
goto labelA;
}
if (answer == Done); //Function to end the program
cout << "Good bye";
return 0;
}
#include <math.h> // additional features for when pausing works
//Shortcuts to avoid having to type std::cout/cin everytime
using std::cout;
using std::cin;
using namespace std;
//Beginning of actual calculator
int main ()
{
char Done;
char Subtraction;
char Addition;
char Multiplication;
char Division;
char answer;
labelA:
cout << "What basic mathematical operator shall I perform ?";
cout << "Please answer with: Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction or Done.";
cin >> answer;
cin.get();
if (answer == Division); //Division section of the calculator
{
//Declaring the variables for use in the division function
//They can be used again(in a different sub function)
// because they are declared in a sub function
long double value1;
long double value2;
//asking for and storing the values to be divided
cout << "Input value to be divided: ";
cin >> value1;
cin.get();
cout << "Input the dividend: ";
cin >> value2;
cin.get();
//dividing the values and outputting the answer
value1 /= value2;
cout << value1;
cin.get();
goto labelA;
}
if (answer == Multiplication); //Multiplication section of the calculator
{
//Declaring the variables for use in the multiplication function
//They can be used again(in a different sub function)
// because they are declared in a sub function
long double value1;
long double value2;
//asking for and storing the values to be multiplied
cout << "Input value to be first number: ";
cin >> value1;
cin.get();
cout << "Input the second number: ";
cin >> value2;
cin.get();
//multiplying the values and outputting the answer
value1 *= value2;
cout << value1;
cin.get();
goto labelA;
}
if (answer == Addition); //Addition section of the calculator
{
//Declaring the variables for use in the addition function
//They can be used again(in a different sub function)
// because they are declared in a sub function
long double value1;
long double value2;
//asking for and storing the values to be added
cout << "Input the first value : ";
cin >> value1;
cin.get();
cout << "Input the second value: ";
cin >> value2;
cin.get();
//subtracting the values and outputting the answer
value1 += value2;
cout << value1;
cin.get();
goto labelA;
}
if (answer == Subtraction); //Subtraction section of the calculator
{
//Declaring the variables for use in the subtraction function
//They can be used again(in a different sub function)
// because they are declared in a sub function
long double value1;
long double value2;
//asking for and storing the values to be subtracted
cout << "Input value to be subtracted from: ";
cin >> value1;
cin.get();
cout << "Input the number to subtract from the first: ";
cin >> value2;
cin.get();
//subtracted the values and outputting the answer
value1 -= value2;
cout << value1;
cin.get();
goto labelA;
}
if (answer == Done); //Function to end the program
cout << "Good bye";
return 0;
}
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